An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a Thanks for flying XYZ airline. He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane.
She said: Sonny, mind if I as you a question?
Why no, Mam, said the pilot, what is it?
The little old lady said: Did we land or were we shot down?

Rubrik: Witze Sammlung - Piloten